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boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

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perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
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stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

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royalfurby:

if your icon is facing the left it means youre gay

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hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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